Pichkoo Bus

Spitsville… yes… accepted…. but this incident by far takes the trophy.  The other day as usual there was a traffic jam on Bannerghatta road.  I was on my bike waiting behind a bus for the traffic to move.  I saw this conductor standing near the door convert the bus to a bathroom by pouring some water on his face with a 2 ltr water bottle and gargling with all his might using more water and the next second without batting an eyelid Pichkooooo! He spit on the road.  If innocent people come in the way of his shower his refrain would be “adjust madkothare bidi”/”they will be okay with it”.  A car with windows rolled over was fortunately right beside the door and people inside might be wondering about the sudden cloud burst on a clear day, a couple on a bike unfortunately were just behind the car and beside the bus and was at the receiving end of the drizzle.  The guy on the bike just looked disgustingly at the conductor and tried to move back unsuccessfully…but he didn’t dare oppose fearing the wrath from the uncivilized person.  Sigh! “yeshtu adjust madkolakke agaththe heli saar?”/”How much can one adjust…tell me sir?”